Audrey Fleming

About

Some facts,
arranged
loosely

Most of these are true.

Hello. Welcome to my website. I can't think of a better time to start a blog. Maybe 2010. But at least now nobody will have the attention span to read any of this, so I can say whatever I want. BALALLALA. JFK didn't kill himself. Rubber baby bubble bumpers.

I made this place because everything else on the internet is a feed, and feeds are designed by people who want you to keep scrolling. This, by contrast, wants nothing from you at all. This one just sits here. You may leave whenever you like. In fact, get out.

What I actually do

Pet my dogs, mostly. Sometimes I work. I'd like to say I'm a zen master mindfulness practioner. So I will. What are you gonna do, check?

Things I will talk about at length

Elsewhere

I certainly have other online presence, but I think that ought to be a secret for now...