Hello. Welcome to my website. I can't think of a better time to start a blog. Maybe 2010. But at least now nobody will have the attention span to read any of this, so I can say whatever I want. BALALLALA. JFK didn't kill himself. Rubber baby bubble bumpers.
I made this place because everything else on the internet is a feed, and feeds are designed by people who want you to keep scrolling.
This, by contrast, wants nothing from you at all.
This just sits here. You may leave whenever you like. In fact, get out.
What I actually do
Pet my dogs, mostly. Sometimes I work. I'd like to say I'm a zen master mindfulness practioner. So I will. What are you gonna do, check?
Things I will talk about at length
- Dogs. Mine, yours, one I saw the other day.
- Bears. they're crazy animals. Have you seen the live cams??
- All animals really.
- Philosophy.
- Aminals.
- Science, pop science, niche science.
- Whatever other obsessions I may have.
Elsewhere
I certainly have other online presence, but I think that ought to be a secret for now...
Site Secrets
There is more to this site than the navigation admits to.
I am not going to tell you where the secret rooms are, BUT, I will tell you that they exist, which is already more than I was going to do.
What there is to find
- A basement. It's under the website.
- A goose. He got out. You may see him.
- A complaints department.
- A shrine.
- An Oracle
- A special room for fonts.
- A court.
Keep a list if you like. It will keep itself.