You are below the site now
The basement
This is the evil underbelly of a fun little site.
Congratulations, but you're not supposed to be here. This is where I keep the creepy-crawlies. Dear God. You let the goose out on your way in. Catch him if you see him, but be careful– he bites.
This page is not indexed. It is not in the navigation. It exists because we have to keep the boiler running and thus required an allegorical boiler room.
You may go back up whenever you like.